Would you like some muffin with that crack?

Its really not what you think. It is really quite hilarious, so I will get to the point...

I experienced this event Sunday while in church. Yes, church. Big church, the service that comes after Sunday School, 10:30-11:45, etc.

Anyway, after singing some hymns and praying before the offering, we were told we could be seated. That's when it happened, 3 rows in front of us. The girl couldn't have been much over 17. As she was sitting, her top rode up, her pants rode down, and what did mine eyes see! 3 inch plumbers crack! Ack!! Jon saw it too, and was disgusted (as he should be :-) ).

The chick was wearing those super low rise jeans and they were THISTIGHT. To make matters worse, when we stood to read some scripture, the crack went back into hiding, but then something almost as hideous emerged. MUFFIN TOP!

I so wish these super low rise pants would go out of style. I think they have for the most part, but you still see some lurking in the shadows. They are so indecent, and only the skinniest of skinnies can wear them. Especially with how tight the girls wear them.

I felt embarrassed for the girl. Now, I'm not one to criticize someone for what they are wearing (unless its truly appalling), since I have no real fashion sense of my own - I just wear what I can afford and whats comfortable. However, if you have to paint your jeans on and they are so tight they cause your hips to spill over the top, they are too tight. If you give everyone a view of where the Good Lord split you, they are too low. Only true professional plumbers are allowed to show that much crack, but even that is debatable.